| me: | *wants boyfriend so bad would literally amputate limbs for boy to make eye contact* |
| me: | *is miserable for never having a boy* |
| me: | *wallows in a pit of self-loathing and insecurity due to boylessness* |
| me: | *cries endlessly because no boys* |
| me: | *no boys* |
| me: | *finally gets a boy* |
| me: | *becomes uninterested* |
| me: | *searches for nonexistent flaws in boy* |
| me: | *wants nothing to do with him* |
| me: | *repeats* |
